laughter-everyday:


unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

"GROOT HELP ME YOU FUCKING TWIG"
vintage-drunk:


Can I have this please

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

sayheyagentcarter:

TWO HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS CREATED A VIDEO GAME WHERE YOU SHOOT TAMPONS INSTEAD OF GUNS

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SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! 

SISTERS DOIN’ IT FOR THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tagged by 221bethanyintheimpala Rules: just insert your answers to the questions below. tag at least 10 followers but you all are welcome to do it!

Name: millie

Nickname: Mill, Granny, Dorothy, Birthday: 10th July Gender: Female

Pronouns: Really? Her…and the other ones that you use for a female human. Born female still female.

Sexuality: Straight, little gay for Christina Hendricks. Height: 159cm such a frustrating number”

Time zone: AEST What time and date is it there: 9:15pm on Friday the 5th of September.

Average hours of sleep i get each night: 8 hours, 10 on weekends Otps: Otwhat?

The last thing i googled was: “Gordon Tafe salon price list” Phrase(s): “godamn” “shitbitch” “really woman?” “#Yolo420blazeit”

First word that comes to mind: “ughhherrrflerrr”

What i last said to a family member: “CAN YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT UP” - my little brothers.

One place that makes me happy & why: In the car: back seat covered in a doona in winter: radio on and driving along the highway at night looking for a new camp spot. OR In my bed, no one is home, my cat is next to me and I have Burial playing in my headphones while it rains outside How many blankets i sleep under: 2 .

The last movie i watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy… ll

Three things i can’t live without: my friends/family my iPad: my kitty!

Something i plan on learning: Korean and Chinese, How to put makeup on flawlessly in less than an hour. on another person.

A piece of advice for all my followers: Everything is temporary, And sucking at something is the first step at being sorta good at something!.

You all have to listen to this song: Dollhouse - Melanie Martinez WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO!

I tag @lonelyteenagebl0gger And whoever else wants to do it. I tag everyone….

Anonymous said: 69,100,103

Sorry I’m so damn late anon!

69: Pic of myself?

HAHAHA no…maybe tomorrow.

100: anyone on tumblr you might want to go on a date with?

Um….Maybe? Not really…I dunno. (Best answers ever…not)

103: the first thing you notice about the opposite sex

Weirdly, their height, because I’m a short ass, I usually go “damn their tall” even if their an inch higher than me.
Next would probably be eyes…cliche

One of my first big assessments today Completely fucked up the hair.

Probably going to fail…